ThE NoVicE~

ezio-auditore-da-lalalala:

Assassin’s creed memes, again! :D

thebleedingeffect:

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nyiro:

rebloggin my own meme because I can :’D

guild: Romani
mentor: Ezio
friend: Malik
city: Rome
enemy: Robert de Sable
weapon: crossbow

Guild: Novices 

Mentor: Altair

Best Friend: Maria 

Your city: Masyaf

Your enemy: Rodrigo Borgia

Weapon: Broom

Alright then.

Guild: Courtesans
Mentor: Yusuf Tazim :D
Best Friend: Malik <3
City: Acre? Aw, fuck.
Enemy: Micheletto. NUUUU OMG I LOVE HIM ;~;
Weapon: Hidden Blade. Awwww bene :D

Guild: COURTESANS
Mentor: PAOLA
Best Friend: CLAUDIA
ITS A FUCKING SIGN - IM A WHORE!
City: Venice
Enemy: AL MUALIM?! THE FUCK?!
Weapon: Bombs 

Guild: Assassins/Novices/Kill Templars Brigade
Mentor: Fucking Altair yes motherfuckers.
Best friend: Leonardo da fucking Vinci that makes no sense whatsoever so far
City: Rome what the fuck Altair get out of Rome you don’t make any sense.
Enemy: Cesare Borgia and I guess that constitutes his family of what the fuck. Altair this is making less and less sense for you.
Weapon: Hidden Blade at least one thing is right amongst all of this.

Guild: Courtesans
Mentor: Antonio
Best Friend: Leonardo [FUCK YES]
City: Damascus
Enemy: Micheletto
Weapon: Altair’s Sword [bitchin! >D]

wishurn:

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albertinho:

Hey Tumblr remember that time in Sherlock when Watson WAS THE CREEPIEST FUCKER IN THE HISTORY OF VIDEOGAMING?????

I CANNOT OMG 

Watson: the weeping angel of sherlock.

I literally laughed the entire time. THE MUSIC.

CREEPY AS FUCK!

This never fails to make me jump and/or scream.

SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU FORGET WALKING ANIMATION XD 

I’M LAUGHING BUT I’M REALLY SCARED.  WHY, WATSON, WHY?!

WEEPING ANGEL.

WEEEEEPPPIINNNG ANGEL!!!_!O!)”+_!)”+)ASDFGHJKL

I don’t if I should be scared or laughing….!
I don’t know…! 

thebleedingeffect:

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soullesshusk:

90 episodes

romance

social butterfly

the tsundere

your lover loses all of their memories

you wake up and it was all a dream and you are in math class.

fuck this anime.

90 episodes

mainsteam

the troll

the cool type

You travel back in time

You die protecting a friend

GOOD UNTIL THE DEATH BIT.

But I… yeah I would be a heroic bad ass.

Okay, so a one-shot mecha movie where I’m the pizza-ordering girly hot guy who’s in love with the mysterious dude and the movie ends just before we get the pizza but the sequel never gets made and stuff.

At least there were giant robots.

300 episode yaoi where I am the mysterious one and my lover is the badass. In the climax I admit I am gay… and then whoops I’m pregnant.

I don’t want to watch my anime.

2 seasons of 24 eps

seinen

my character is the bossy type

lover is the seme

i get the courage to order pizza in the climax

and there is no ending because the series got canceled

:(

4 seasons, 3dvd’s, 10 specials, and 4 movies (Awesome!)

Horror (SWEET)

The bossy type (intresting)

The Troll (even more intresting)

I confess my love clumbsly to said troll

Annd.. I become God.

*chinstroke* I’m not sure how I feel about this.

Story length: 1 movie

Genre: Mecha (my son will be ecstatic)

Your character: The fabulous max

Your Lover: The tomboy

The Climax: your yandere lover kills your friends

The Ending: You wake from your dream in math class

Wow that movie sucks…

25 episodes

YAOI

the tsundere omfg

the girly type

someone pulls down your pants at school

zombie apocalypse

„„tempting to make omfg

4 seasons, 3dvd’s, 10 specials, and 4 movies(Nice)

Parody(cool)

Class rep( Niiice)

The Zombie (Niiiice)

Your lover becomes a zombie in the zombie apocalypse (WASN’T HE ALREADY A ZOMBIE?)

Happy mainstream ending (yey)

2 seasons, 206 episodes each O.o; it’s a romance; i’m the cold one, my lover is a ninja; my lover kills my friend; and I become god xDDD

4 seasons, 3 ovas, 10 specials and 4 movies. it’s a supernatural anime, my character is the hopeless pervert, my lover is ALSO a hopeless pervert, the climax is I admit I’m gay and the ending is I wake up in math class because all of it was a dream. PFFFT XD

After four seasons, three OVAs, ten specials, and three movies the final, fourth movie of Dessy-kun premiers where our loveable smartass finds out his boyfriend, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, the ninja, is actually the renegade Time Lord called - outside of their world - The Assassin. It all ends when Dessy-kun discover, three months too late that he carries the secret Time Child of his lover.

(Source: gasaii)

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shavingryansprivates:

the best 52 seconds in film history